RIGHTWING WINDBAG TALKERS and Writers

Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot and liar and druggie so has a chart I would like to tear apart! First of all, he’s got some weird sexual proclivities we don’t know everything about, since he has Mars in Aquarius opposite Pluto and may like anal sex, but I’m not sure which way. It could also have been an accident and subsequent surgery, since Mars is the surgeon’s scalpel. I’ve heard that those who hate strongly have some unresolved sexual problems. His Sun squares Neptune and his Moon in Pisces square Chiron in Sag, so there’s a lot of his drug problem right there. Jupiter trine Uranus has made him lucky enough to know the right people at the right time to get him blathering away as a rightwing talk show host, but he’s an obnoxious pig who blows on a subject and spits all over it. He has a hard time seeing reality with the Saturn square to the Mercury/Uranus opposition, so he makes shit up out and pulls it out of his ass. Moon squares Mercury, as well, making for a poor memory, so it’s funny when blowhards like him get caught in a lie and they say they never said it but it’s caught on tape…sometimes they even say that it was doctored. Even it had been seen by millions!

Bob Novak is the slimy Plame leak reporter, who got his info from Scooter and Cheney directly, I’m sure. His Moon in Gemini in the 7th along with the South Node in Libra makes him into everyone else’s business and inclines him to gossip rather than critical thinking and analytical writing. His Venus/Saturn in Capricorn shows his probable attraction to men and makes him to be a masterful user and manipulator of people and the opposition to his Mars/Pluto in Cancer motivates him to sabotage and even destroy the reputations and even careers of others, as he did with Valerie Plame. In essence, he got suckered into to taking the bait dished out by the Doctor Evil and Darth Vader though his lackey, Libby. How could the deceiver become the deceived? He has Sun opposite Neptune, so can’t really understand what illusions are real and which are his fantasies. He has Uranus on the North Node like his dream-boy lover GWB, but he’s been doing it with Jeff Gannon to get by for now. Jupiter and Pluto are both in Cancer square the nodes, so he has karmic issues with truth and corruption and with both retrograde, that makes matters even worse as it misuses the energy is dishonest and abusive ways.

Sean Hannity speaks nothing but insanity and it must be his vanity but without makeup he’s a manatee. This asshole is born the same month and year as Ann Coulter. He also has Mars and Venus conjunct his Sun, so while he’s an arrogant, confrontational, impatient, talk-over-your-arguments kind of guy, but the camera likes him and he has some fans who are easily impressed by lies, deception and making shit up. His Mercury in Cap is square the Moon in Libra, so when he can’t remember the facts, he blames the other person for lying as a defense mechanism. He should remember that through the magic of videotape and Tivo, your words can always be thrown back in your face and so should professional liars like Tom DeLay and Bill Frist and every other one of those congenital liars on the right. Jupiter square Neptune has a problem facing the reality of his illusionary version of truth. So if the truth isn’t there, just lie a little louder and get other liars in to back you up. Everyone wants someone to hate and if they aren’t there, they’ll create them. Scapegoat is a term that originates in Exodus when Aaron uses a goat to take on the sins of the Jews on Yom Kippur. Back to Hannity, his Jupiter is exactly inconjunct Pluto indicating the corruption behind his broadcast company, Fox News. Rupert Murdoch is a Pisces and I will get to him in March and nail his ass to the cross.

Ann Coulter is the tall, skinny blonde Right Wing hack who knocks the left with every breath she takes. When she’s not busy insulting liberals, she’s trashing the things she thinks they represent or have accomplished and lies all the way. Every one of her personal planets is in Sag and they all square Pluto, for her venomous sarcasm and unconscious hatred of everything good and right about democratic values, principles and ideals. Sag is the sign of opinions but it also rules truth and when you lie about someone or something to the point that you become a mockery of journalistic integrity, a line needs to be drawn. She can’t help but tear down that line with every word she utters. She’s an angry person because her Mars in right on her Sun and less than three degrees from the Moon, a conjunction that is known as combustion. The ego, or personality is taken over by the nature of the combust planet, in this case, Mars, affecting her emotionally, as well as her personality, making her rather masculine. Some people have suggested that she was a transsexual. Jupiter in Aquarius square Neptune in Scorpio is her attitude of the know-it-all cynic (Aquarius South Node), yet the flaw in her judgment is that it isn’t based on reality, especially with Saturn making no aspects to any of her planets and if it squares her ASC as I think it does, her father was such a negative role model that she plows through men, especially with Venus square Uranus and Chiron, so she attracts losers, flakes and weirdoes, which is why she’s gone out with Bill Maher! Just kidding Bill…I love your work, dude. So, it’s her very close Mercury square Pluto that causes her to tear down and deconstruct all things good and just, but she’s obsessed with destroying the Left. But why?

Bill O’Reilly is a repressive, regressive person who has Mercury conjunct Neptune on the South Node in Libra, which causes deception, rationalizing, excuse making, evasiveness, blame of others and denial of his own faults and addictions or avoidance of reality. With Moon opposite Venus squared to Jupiter, his high expectations and over-reaction make him difficult to deal with on a personal level. His Mars is also square to the Moon and Venus and causes irritation, impatience and anger towards women, which recent history has revealed. Sun and Saturn are conjunct with Pallas Athene on his Sun exactly, which seems odd since she is the goddess of diplomacy and his Moon in Aries impatience and Sun/Saturn control issues cause him to yell at people to shut up. His Sun trine Jupiter is his good fortune to have the job he does and make the money he makes…but he can’t be happy that the president he has backed is a complete failure in every sense of the term. Jupiter plays out opportunities as well as the result of abundance; indulgence. Uranus is lacking in strong, close aspects other than a quintile to the Sun, in which some creative talent is alleged, although I find little artistry with the way O’Reilly communicates, since he, as so many other ditto-heads, takes his talking points directly from the White House and usually fails to comment on the lack of presidential responsibility or accountability as he has always seen the blame game as a way of life. Blame Clinton era people and the Clintons, especially, has been his modus operandi.

When you have a press secretary like Tony Snow, or as Stephanie Miller on 1150 AM calls him, Crony McSnowJob, it’s easy to lie and play games with the press. Tony wouldn’t know the truth if it came up to his face and smiled. Why is that, oh great and wise astrology master? I’m glad you asked, seeker. He has Venus in Taurus opposite Saturn in Scorpio, so he knows who his master is and wants to keep making the big bucks, so serves the spawn of Satan and is one of the minions. No doubt his mind works fast, as the close proximity of Mars makes possible. But when one has Mercury in Gemini on the South Node, instead of getting facts, you get disinformation and with his Jupiter/Uranus square Moon/Neptune, he needs to make up new lies as quickly as possible because the next reporter will ask another tough question and there has to be another non-answer to throw people off the track as to what’s really going on in places that are politically affected. And these days, that’s everywhere.