Tom DeLay – Texas-sized Jackass

They like to change the laws so their people like Tom DeLay can skate through indictments without losing his position of power. He’s a criminal amongst many others in his party and those reprehensible public servants only serve their corporate sponsors. Tom DeLay is an asshole Aries with moon conjoining Jupiter in Scorpio, so his secret negotiations are really because he’s an opportunist and does whatever is politically expedient to get him the results he wants, whether it negatively affects people or not. He doesn’t care and never has since he’s ruthless. He too, has the square between Mercury and Uranus that allows him to make shit up and pull it out of his ass. Who else high up in the administration has this? Rice and Cheney, at least and I could find more in time. If you want to know another reason he’s got personality problems, just look at the yod with Venus in quincunx to both Pluto and Neptune, so not only doesn’t he understand people, he’s so corrupt that he would steal his own mother’s kidneys if they would save his life. There is no truth to this man since he has Sag South Node, like the president, and he has Jupiter near it, as well. He’s judgmental and opinionated, racist and sexist and has a problem with openness.

Bill Frist Twist, Limp Wrist

The junior senator from Tennessee and was a cardiac surgeon before entering into politics. He was born into a family of doctors, so is used to having money and being arrogant, which especially fits surgeons. But, I am not here to do a biographical sketch of the man, since an astrological profile will reveal much more of what’s behind the veil. I am treading a fine line here because the Senate Majority Leader was born 4 days before me in the same year. No jealousy here, since I had fun and became a brilliant astrologer and that’s one in a million, whereas, he’s one of 100. The Sun is exactly conjoining Mercury, signifying a lack of objectivity in his rational thought expression, so he comes from an ego-centric perspective, despite what he may say. His Moon in Capricorn is in a square to Neptune, indicating a subconscious tendency to avoid dealing with direct issues or questions. He feels a need to be in control with the Moon in Capricorn but the Neptune square belies this and weakens the soul with addiction and escapism. His Venus in Aquarius has some humanitarian ideals and projects to go with it but he’s stymied by his party affiliation and his paternalistic moralistic attitude of self-righteousness. His Mars is in Scorpio in a trine to Uranus, so he got plenty of ass of various kinds, I would suspect. His Mars is square his Pluto, contributing to a great temper and some sexual desires for anal sex. His Moon/Neptune square also shows religious fanaticism with a crusader’s passion. So, anyone itching for a fight? The elephant in the room is that Venus aspects nothing but the Moon, so he wants to hold on to the past and avoid the necessity of having to follow through on his pledges. His Jupiter trine Pluto gives him deeper knowledge than many others possess and affords him opportunities to be in on many secrets that only the higher ups know. His Mars trine Uranus is his love of freedom and flying his own plane is part of that, as he’s had a pilot’s license since he was 16. I was flying on commercial jetliners as a passenger while he was flying private planes at the same time.

I want to elaborate on his T-Cross and try to explain it in a way that fits both of us. It’s Jupiter in Aries opposite Saturn in Libra squared by Uranus in Cancer, which releases as an outlet to Chiron in Capricorn. This might suggest his rebellion against authority was part of an effort to individuate himself and find healing for wound that won’t heal.

Rich Santorum

It’s sad when a Moon in Aquarius goes far to the right, since it is in violation of the very ideals and principles for which they stand. The meaning of this lunar sign should be evident from our Founding Fathers’ ideals. This is the land of liberty and freedom, not guilt and repression under a religious doctrine that is opposite the very stated intentions of the constitution. He is the Taurus type to stand his ground only because he doesn’t know any other way to go. His Uranus is square to Neptune, so he rebels against the very ingrained intension of religious persecution. He doesn’t understand how everyone else is really freedom loving and want to think for themselves, as well.
One of his biggest problems is the Mercury in Aries opposite Jupiter, which makes him have arrogant self-righteous ideas that he feels compelled to share with the rest of the country. This guy is Bush’s little puppy dog on the religious right, as his Venus trine Uranus might reveal, he will do about anything for a friend. But when it comes to sexual proclivities, his Mars is inconjunct Uranus and that can point to young boys. Roman Polanski has Venus inconjunct Uranus and he likes young girls, while Karl Rove has Mars inconjunct Uranus and he likes young guys. I wonder who his Beltway boy toy is? Jesus isn’t the only man he loves. His Venus trine Uranus shows him to have special friends and his Venus inconjunct Neptune indicates that he has little to no understanding of women and their issues. I swear there is an underground Republican sex house of perversions where they practice their evil satanic rites with sexual boy-toys.
His Sun, which conjoins Hygeia is square his Moon in Aquarius conjoining Chiron, so he is a sick and unhealthy man with an over-abiding trend to hop aboard every new trend that comes along as long as it involves him raising more money and winning more votes than the other guy. It stems from an old past life pattern of wanting to have your way and indulge in things that are bad for you, like sweets and red meat and potatoes, the Taurus diet, as I call it. It will cause him to have heart problems down the line, with the Sun square Pluto, it will be the likeliest cause of death.

Does a grand trine help someone succeed? It apparently helps to a certain extent, but it’s like a deal with the devil when you have Mercury trine Saturn and Pluto. You put your trust in those who will drain you of your soul at every opportunity. Such is the deal in place with this jerk. The oil companies and other large corporations are all up in him as far as they can be. It’s a sad time in our history when the politicians are so corrupt that they flaunt it in our faces and dared us to do something about it. They have overstepped the bounds of decency and have demanded that we hold them accountable by their actions. And do it we must, in the 2006 elections. Make every Republican who follows the Bush way to the right policies be banished from politics forever!

James Inhofe

He has been in the Senate for just over a decade but is one of the most extreme conservatives in either house of government. Since I don’t want to just bash on his personality or positions without astrological justification, it’s a good thing the planets back me up on my assessments. First off, he has his Sun exactly conjunct Venus, so can be a charming a pleasant person, when he chooses and to whom he is inclined to favor. The problem is that they are in a close square to Saturn, the planet of reality, with which he is apparently unfamiliar. This aspect plays into a feeling of not being loved or appreciated as well as fostering insecurity, fear, frustration, manipulation and control issues. Sun/Venus trine Pluto in order to bring other people’s money into his campaigns without any difficulty, except when questionable financing comes into question, as it will at some point. His Moon is in the arrogant sign of Aries with no aspects to anything, so lacks any sort of sensitivity or earthly attunement. Mars is conjunct Neptune, so wields religion as a weapon and has such faith that he doesn’t believe in global warming, calling it a hoax, and praying that it’s just a distraction sent from the left to sway voters away from his party with rational logic. In fact, his Mercury not only squares the nodes, showing his thinking to be out of harmony with his evolutionary journey and also shows him to be uninformed, misinformed or malformed from birth. Mercury is conjunct Jupiter to inflate his lack of intellect and bloviate through his mis-speaking blow-hole. His Mercury is opposite Pallas, goddess of diplomacy, a chance he is incapable of being patient and rational in his presentations of so-called facts, since he is thin on real truthful information. This is the Senator who was outraged at the outrage over the torture at Abu Ghraib and I think it’s ridiculous that he wasn’t censured for it. He also is adamant about digging in ANWR to destroy a pristine ecological environment to give us a few more barrels of oil. If it were up to him, no effort would ever be conducted to offset global warming, so he must be stopped and as soon as possible. He is a threat to the delicate balance of the Earth’s eco-system and we have to get him out of the Senate when the 2008 election comes up.

Roy Blunt

The fill-in House Majority Leader, who kept it warm until the next leadership election, when Bohner was elected and there were voting irregularities there, too. But when it goes over to the Democrats, perhaps Nancy Pelosi could become president, as it could happen that the entire administration is impeached, or really just need Bush and Cheney. Watch Commander in Chief and you get a glimpse of what could happen in those circumstances, although, this would be a whole lot different. Roy’s one of those congressmen who know how to seem friendly and sociable but have way too many friends who are like newborn pigs struggling to suckle at the mother’s teat. He has an addiction problem with his Sun square Neptune, or he’s a Jesus freak. Three planets are in Aquarius and Mercury and Venus are retrograde in it, so he isn’t all that good relating to people and getting them to do things, but he can make a scene. Here’s another Venus opposite Pluto, like the Thune-Pombo combo above, so also inclined to corrupt partners in crime. With Moon and Mars on the South Node in Libra, he’s been codependent and unnaturally reliant on other people his whole life, so standing up for himself would not be one of his attributes.

Conrad Burns is the corrupt Senator from Montana who has taken money form Jack-off. So what’s so bad about Burns? Well, for starters, he has Mercury conjunct Venus and Saturn all square Jupiter in Scorpio, making him a liar and an opportunist. He uses people and manipulates them because he wants more than he has earned and is ruthlessly dedicated to doing almost anything to get it. He’ll promise things and not deliver and not just because he’s a politician. The Moon conjunct Mars has appeared in the charts of many megalomaniacs, like Hitler, Barbara Bush, Saddam Hussein and a few others. His is in Libra and the Mars squares Pluto, causing angry outbursts and sexual appetites that get out of control. With Pluto the nearest body to the South Node and conjoining it within less than 7 degrees, one might surmise some suspicion, obsession or secretiveness about what’s a gross invasion of our privacy rights. This guy has Uranus square Pluto, which could be construed as the destruction of our freedoms and civil liberties. His Aquarius stellium of Mercury, Venus and Saturn, forms an inconjunct to Pluto producing corruption in spades but Neptune has no planetary aspects at all, so he is unredeemed. It’s a strange vibration this creates. Saturn sextile Pluto brings him quite a lot of powerful people with an awful lot of money and who use it in ways that destroy our people and planet. While he has a trine of those Aquarian planets to Mars in Libra, it doesn’t help because Mars just facilitates his will from unfolding and the shadow government gets away with it!

Ted Stevens is the senator from Alaska who flatly yelled at the Senate that he refused to budge on keeping the bridge to nowhere in the highway bill. He’s an arrogant jerk with Moon in Aries, so doesn’t really care about others and has intimacy issues and a lack of caring about humanity with his Uranus on the South Node in Pisces (no compassion) square to his Venus in Sag, assuming he knows what’s best for his constituents. His Sun conjoins Mercury and Jupiter, which is why he got into law but they square Neptune, so he’s deceptive, delusional and probably an alcoholic, as many with addiction issues have Neptune squares and Pisces South Node. Oppressive dominance is expressed in his Libra Mars/Saturn. Venus inconjunct Pluto could mean sleazy underhanded backroom double-dealing with other people’s money, namely taxpayer’s, since he’s on the appropriations committee. This is why he’s on a lot of people’s shit lists. His secrets and lies will come out before the next election and since he’s been there 36 years, it makes you want to have term limits for senators. I’m sure the other side is tired of Teddy Kennedy but now we have Barack Obama and he’ll eventually kick a lot of GOP ass. Who will stand up to Stevens in Alaska, I wonder? His Mars/Saturn opposing Chiron shows his anger issues and intolerance of other’s priorities and desires. Mars square Pallas shows his utter disregard for civil and temperate debate or diplomatic resolutions. He’s much rather foam and rage in a bilious foment of obsessed explosiveness. On Thursday, he shut down democrats who wanted to investigate further the oil price gouging that was going on. He’s an arrogant asshole who also has to be stopped.

John Thune and Dick Pombo

Thune is the jerk who defeated Tom Daschle in South Dakota over the Prairie Dog debate and defense. He’s one of those handpicked Bush senators who toe the party line and vote for all of Bush’s bills. He’s born one day before another Bush boy, Dick Pombo, a California Congressman from Tracy, just east of San Francisco Bay and he’s into some ecological disasters-in-the-making. The only real differences between them are the Moon and ASC, so I’ll explain the rest of the chart and you’ll understand both of them very easily. This isn’t the first time politicians have been born on consecutive days in the same year, of course, as the tale of the two Dicks is another January story, although they are Aquarians; Cheney and Gephardt. As for Thune and Pombo, this right wing congressional combo is doing the political mambo and screwing with our rights. This GOP duo has four planets in Capricorn, as the Sun is conjoined by Jupiter rising just before sunrise, making it the planet of oriental appearance and leading to a career in law and government, as well as Mercury very close to Saturn, giving rise to an opportunistic, manipulative control freak who would sell out anyone to have power and to serve their greater Republican cause. Venus opposite Pluto shows the attraction to corruption, as other people’s money is an overwhelming motivator for what they want. Venus in Pisces is on the South Node and opposed to Pluto on the North Node, showing this destiny to be wrapped up in the gross misunderstanding of the proper balance of resources and nature. That Venus/South Node is the source of their issues about religion, which is generally at issue throughout their party. They destroy people and they destroy the planet in the process, since there is no compassion, no empathy and no understanding of how real people are affected by the Bush policies that have slashed benefits for the poor and given huge tax cuts to the ultra rich, who don’t need them. They might both have Moon square Mars, which makes for an irritable personality who bothers many other people, as well. Otherwise, there is a lack of integration of the chart’s elements and hence, they do not relate to the real values or needs of the people they allegedly represent. They are pawns of giant industries and the higher political powers in their parties who broker the deals they just organize and implement to the best of their feeble ability. They will be exposed soon enough.

Dennis Hastert

He is the speaker of the House and I can’t believe I haven’t done him before, since he is right after Cheney in succession. He’s a Full Moon type, hence the girth around the middle, since one with Cancer Moon likes to eat. His Mercury trine Saturn likes to control the daily operations of the House and Saturn conjoins Uranus, so he manipulates friends and foes alike in the collected assembly as well as repression of freedom, although not as bad as some. But his Venus in Aquarius squares Saturn, so he trusts no one and considers few people his “friend”. Jupiter in Gemini squares the nodes, which is like a triple whammy of lies and gamesmanship with lawmaking and constitutional matters. His Mars is unaspected in Aries, so he lacks the assertiveness to get physically active and get into shape, perhaps because of Chiron in Leo inconjunct his Sun, giving him a weak back or heart. Chiron is also square his Taurus ASC and Juno in Scorpio, so he and his wife are both unhealthy and refuse to get alternative opinions that might get them off of pharmaceutical medications and into lifestyle changes that would help them. Well, perhaps the House will have a significant turnover in 2006 and he will only serve one more year.

Mike DeWine

This is one of those Ohio senators who will be swept out of office in the midterms because he’ll be challenged by Paul Hackett, an Iraq veteran, despite the fact that DeWine was one of the gang of 14 who compromised to prevent the filibuster-breaking nuclear option from being implemented. He was involved in a prostitution scandal when his assistant took money from older men for sexual favors. He has an exact Sun/Mars conjunction square Neptune, so he has no boundaries for his sexual impulses, might have a substance addiction and with Moon conjunct Uranus in Gemini, probably has latent homosexual tendencies, as well. His Jupiter and Venus are both in late Scorpio although not conjoining, but still it makes him a lust muffin with a dash of horny hot sauce slashing on the side. Mercury square Neptune makes for a person who has a hard time dealing with the realities of his job and avoids work in order to party. He has his Juno on the South Node in Sag, which is a wild a crazy guy like a Casanova, coming to a bedroom near you. The ultra Right hates him because he wouldn’t stand up for the president’s extremist judges and the left isn’t fond of him either. It’s like the conjunction of Moon/Uranus in Gemini not connecting with any other planet in his chart; he needs friends but he doesn’t stand firmly enough on any one thing to be trusted to stick to his guns.

Tom Tancredo is the nut job Senator from Colorado who wages an anti-immigration war all by himself, wanting to build a wall from the Gulf to the West Coast because immigration is the gravest threat to our security. But then, when have Sagittarians ever been known to exaggerate? He’s a one-issue guy with a reason to hate foreigners…his South Node is Sagittarius and his Sun is right on it, so it’s personal and xenophobic due to ethnocentrism and egotism. His fear of things international is further in evidence with his Moon/Saturn in Cancer, symbolizing mom, dad and the home, the country and the extended family of your own kind…they square Jupiter, the universal traveler. As if to further negatively affect this energy, Chiron is conjunct Jupiter to wound the enthusiasm for anything positive or progressive. Fear everything and then he’ll protect us from the invading hordes of workers who want to take our low paying jobs. He doesn’t understand the truth of what is going on. The reason they come is because there are few people who want to do those jobs. Do you want to labor in the strawberry fields forever doing back-braking work? There are far too many kinds of work that most Americans, due to their education or lack thereof, will not do, and because of their lack of attunement to the Earth, they are not interested in doing in any significant way. This man is borderline delusional and bi-polar, perhaps. He’s got some short circuits in his wiring. It could also have something to do with his Venus in Sag opposite Uranus, so that all who are different and strange are seen as the enemy.

Jean Schmidt is one of those ironic coincidences, in that she has publicly put her foot in her mouth right before her birthday, so that I could find out her information and report to you what she’s all about. She reflects the open-mouth-insert-foot side of Sag that many who speak first without researching the facts stumble into. The hazard of spouting opinions without facts is that the truth tends to come back and smack you in the face. Opinions are fine in debate and discussion among friends but when you are speaking to a governing body and then offering up another person’s opinion and you point at one of the most respected members of the House, you speak on thin ice, lady. About Schmidt: Remember when Ally McBeal saw Ling coming we would hear the witch music from Wizard of Oz? Well, that’s the music that comes to mind when I see this woman. John Murtha’s might as well be the Marine’s anthem, from the Halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli, plus he’s the same sign as John Wayne. The fact is that she put another’s words in her own mouth, as she has four planets in Libra and has her agenda sculpted by someone more powerful than she is and is using her to get out a negative message. In a district resoundingly won by Bush in ’04, she barely beat Paul Hackett in the special election they had in the Cincinnati area earlier this year. As to her chart, she has her Sun, Moon and Mercury all in Sag, while Venus and Mars, along with Saturn and Neptune are in Libra, hence her acquiescence to apologizing for her uninformed remarks about the uniformed men cutting and running, which were then stricken from the Congressional Record. She will regret her statements all the way up to her bid for re-election, in which anyone blue would win there now…and long after, when she can’t even win a race for dogcatcher. But that’s just my opinion. Her Sun squares her nodes, so she is out of touch with her need for evolutionary growth. Mercury rules her South Node in Virgo and it squares Mars and Jupiter, showing poor, impulsive judgment, with over-reactive rage coming from past life arrogance. Her Venus is exactly conjunct Neptune and square Uranus, which doesn’t necessarily make her compassionate and understanding of other people’s values, just the ones who want to cut funding to the poor of this country to fund a war so they can still give tax cuts to the rich that never will make sense, let alone dollars. Saturn closely squares Uranus in Cancer, which clearly favors business over the welfare of the underdog lower and middle classes while taking care of the wealthy for the next several generations, or as long as our air and water last, unless we annihilate ourselves first. Women are generally ruled by the Moon, but not this one, as it seems her Moon makes no aspect to any planet in her chart, thus putting her far from any feelings in touch with the needs of others. More significant about her chart at this time is that she is shown to be out of touch with humanity, as her progressed Sun opposes minor Uranus. She also has her progressed Mars exactly square to that opposition, causing an explosive battle on the House floor and it is a controversy of which we have not heard the last. Her progressed Moon as well as her minor Moon have returned to Sag, where political zeal outstrips rational preparation. It is as my college acting teacher said: before speaking, make sure your brain is engaged. He also said it is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. However, while I practiced what he preached during the 70’s as a mime, I found that as I matured, my voice came to me and I was mute no more. Trust me when I say that being raised by two Sag parents wasn’t easy for me, my siblings or our parents, either. Here we have a double Sag getting herself into trouble but what else is new for Republicans in Ohio and when are its citizens going to wake up and vote that corruption out of office? The political dartboard is getting filled up with these thieves and liars. Oh yeah, and Jean has minor Jupiter/Pluto on the progressed South Node, bringing in more secret cash as a result of political fundraisers and you know how they do it in Ohio. Coingate is only the tip of the iceberg there. Election fraud has to be investigated because it cost Kerry the election. Besides, Ohio has lost so many manufacturing jobs that they should organize the state’s union employees and remind them of the benefits membership in the GOP doesn’t offer the common man. Until someone destroys the witch and takes the ruby slippers, these monkey men will continue to work for evil.

Katherine Harris is on the Political Dart Board because she helped fix the 2000 election in Florida as the Secretary of State and co-chair of the Bush election committee. She’s now running for US Senate in Florida, even putting 10 million of her own money towards her campaign. She won’t win against the Democrat Bill Nelson, a moderate Libra. Her Sun/Venus is trine Saturn and sextile Mars, so it would seem she has some rather masculine energies. Mercury square Uranus is the make-up-shit aspect and is rampant in people who talk about things they either don’t know or don’t want you to know they know because they can’t say. Mercury also opposes Neptune, so she seeks out religious fanatics because she doesn’t believe in herself. Her Moon is in Gemini square Jupiter in Virgo, not the best sign for the big guy and it indicates exaggeration and hyperbole of emotions, which she over-intellectualizes. Pluto only makes two aspects and one is a trine to Mercury, so big money is always on her mind, as it is for many politicians. It would be the sesquiquadrate to her Venus from Pluto that would influence elections illegally and get money from less than proper sources. Her North Node is Scorpio and both Chiron and Pluto are square the nodes. I would have to assess that she has a lot of dark secrets.

Orrin Hatch is the senator from Utah who keeps changing his position on whether he should support the USA, since so much of what he had voted for is not the way Americans want to live now. What makes him an irritating, confrontational jerk? His Sun/Mars squares Moon in Gemini. Mercury opposes Neptune causing him to appeal to the religious voter of the Moron persuasion and Pluto squares the opposition of Jupiter and Uranus, which contributes to the ethical breakdown of honest political diplomacy as well as an infusion of corruption and influence peddling. Having Venus and Saturn on his North Node in Aquarius, you might think he is a stalwart leader and above any partisan fray. You’d be wrong, of course, as he’s as dirty as many of the rest of them. Consider his Sun/Mars in Aries and you’ll see an angry, arrogant man who will debate on any issue and with Mercury opposite Neptune, don’t expect him to stick to the facts. He uses quite a lot of his imagination when explaining things.

Olympia Snowe is a senator from Maine who says she’s a moderate but has voted too often on the Bush side of the ledger on important issues. She’s got the Moon on her Sun and a Cancer rising, I think. I know she drank some of the Kool-Aid since she’s been intimidated by those in power, as indicated by her Sun inconjunct Saturn and Moon inconjunct Pluto. Her Mercury in Pisces square Uranus is why she’s able to make shit up on the fly but it might also be that she’s been fooled into thinking that that’s what she should be thinking. With Moon inconjunct Neptune, she’s been fooled before and will be again.. Her nodes are the same as Bush, even the same houses, so I think she’s too lacking in good judgment and unable to see the bigger picture, nor recognize truth when she hears or sees it. Mars square Jupiter can cause her to go overboard and try to do too much but it can also be fighting against the truth on matters of principle, since she might be financially gaining from her chosen agenda. Her Venus aspects are weak and difficult to trust as she has Venus exactly quincunx Uranus, so radical nut jobs are affecting her sense of balance and harmony. It also means she needs to select a better class of associates. Venus also makes a wide square to Neptune attracting deceptive, elusive con artists and double dealing pirates of this political planet. She will be up for re-election this year and if we could maybe have a strong Democrat in Maine, we’d be that much closer to re-taking the Senate. Maybe Seth Wescott is a Democrat.

Mark Foley

This ex-congressman has sexual perversions and delusions, as well as being a major hypocrite. Heading the House Committee on Missing and Exploited Children and being a homosexual pedophile is the most vile deception one can imagine. He says alcohol is the reason he was tempting young pages for sexual encounters but as I look as his chart, it reveals a predatory tendency. His chart is all about control of others, especially those he can mentor but also deceive and victimize. Let’s start with the Moon/Chiron conjunction is his emotional wounded-ness coming from his mother and family background. Neptune making a square would cause alcoholic patterns in that family that manifested as alienation after threats and intimidation didn’t work. There is little close to aspecting his Sun, thus little warm, interpersonal love interests stimulated him. Mars in Capricorn sextile Saturn/Venus in Scorpio shows desire for dark and secret liaisons with good-looking young males who appear professional, dressed in suits. Mercury square Mars is arguments and verbal confrontations with threats and angry words tossed out at the opponent, no matter what. Moon inconjunct Pluto might lead him to do anything he needed to do to win. Pluto is the planet that rose just before the Sun, thus giving it status as his motivation and ambition in life. Corruption and destruction of the world as we know it isn’t a good thing, I’ll tell you for sure. I think it reflects very poorly on the GOP party that his South Node is on the degree of America’s Sun, which establishes a permanent black mark on it for many. Venus is often what we have as values and qualities and when it’s square Uranus, there are none that are redeeming, since there is a separation from conventional relationships and difficulty forming close, intimate partnerships, such as marriage or long-term commitments. Moon opposite Jupiter is being drawn to political operatives and opportunists, while the Moon’s polarity to Uranus is the attraction to the athletic, kinky and strange world of teenage prostitution…well, maybe not quite. The Jupiter/Uranus conjunction opens up interesting and unusual doors but it may also take you in strange directions, especially when opposing the ruler of the Cancer South Node and square Neptune. It might seem as though Foley got lost in his addiction to boys because he never got the kind, nurturing care-giving one needs and it shows with the Moon/Chiron square Ceres/Venus/Neptune. He can’t relate to women because he doesn’t trust or respect his mother, although you can’t always make it so simple and I really don’t. There are many factors that are here and one of his issues is defensive denial, although I am certain much of that won’t work, since his mission was to be responsible and mature but he failed in that miserably. All of his planets are within 180 degrees, so he has a hard time relating to the other half of humanity.

Joe Barton

Another pig I would like to discuss is the Congressman from TX, Joe Barton, who is certainly scientifically challenged in favor of the oil industry. Could it be that his top contributors are the oil and gas industries (more than any other congressman) and the electric utilities? He’s trying to diminish or dismiss the relevance of the hockey stick of the global warming graph, in which a huge spike has happened in the last hundred years. All he can do is rant at the people who told him the facts and accuse them of defying his policies as the head of the Energy and Commerce Committee. Pluto is square his Virgo Sun right now and opposite his Moon, so his star is fading and the truth is out so that maybe the local residents of his district will vote him out of office. He has Mercury and Neptune both conjoining the South Node and each other and Mercury squares Jupiter, the liar and exaggerator aspect. He actually has a weak chart and it shows he leans heavily on other people’s ideas about how he should govern, as he is at the service of the industries that line his pockets. Look at the Venus in Scorpio square Mars in Leo and tell me you don’t think he’s hurting people because of his own greed! He’s a Bush man because his South Node is the same degree as Bush’s Moon, so they have been closely connected in a past life, probably the Medici family in the Italian Renaissance period, where they learned their Machiavellian ways they still employ. Joe has Saturn on Bush’s Mars, so might have been his military commander in a previous life, since Bush lacks any sense of leadership or strategy. Well, you know, pigs like to roll around together in the mud.

It’s not just a one-sided thing, this corruption…

Joe Lieberman is the Jewish Senator from CT who should have been Vice President for the last five years, but for the insanity of Florida in 2000. I’m concerned about him, as a Democrat, that he really isn’t one. He’s a Repub-low in Dem-disguise. A Dempublicrat. His Moon/Jupiter in Gemini is close to Bush’s Uranus, with the Moon right on it, if the time I have is correct and I think it’s from when he was a candidate and they had all the charts in the Mountain Astrologer. Anyway, he’s got the Sun near the South Node in Pisces in the 3rd, so he’s trapped by old school religious patterning from the Old Testament and can’t really shake it. His Mars/Saturn/Uranus in Taurus in the 6th is his dogged determination to be of service financially to the people who work hard and have nothing left, which would be everyone but the top 15%. Mercury/Venus in Aquarius trine Moon/Jupiter make him a good speaker, debater and idea man although his Mercury lags rather far behind the Sun and makes him less progressive than many others. For example, Paul Wellstone had Mercury as far ahead of the Sun as it could get, practically and he was the most liberal of all the Senate. With Neptune on the MC and Pluto in the 8th, inconjunct his Sun, I would think he has some secrets he’d prefer to keep that way. Where does his money come from? Venus opposite Pluto will attract the big illegal funding for his political campaigns. Someone will pick up the tab but Lieberman will know the house always wins. I think he’s ethically challenged, what do you think? Not ethnically, although some would disagree. Let me know, America…what do you think?