THE SIGNS

THE PLANETS


ARIES
I want what I want when I want it, that's just how it should be,
Yet I've always wondered why's everybody always picking on me.
Sorry I have no patience, what's that you say?
I was busy looking and thinking a different way.

I gotta do what I gotta do I just don't know where it's going to.
I think I know where to begin but I don't know how the story ends.
It wends down byways I never knew existed 'cause I haven't persisted
Or insisted on a follow through.

No one can tell me what to be or what to see or how to free myself, me!
I am what I am and that's all that I am (I'm Poopeye the Sailorman).
I think on my feet and think it's real neat to find someone who's sweet
Who'll flesh to flesh beat and of each other eat. Oh what a treat.
I can't wait, I want it now! Don't try to tell me how
It's going to come along somehow.


TAURUS
Money may not buy me love but gets me lots of things
Of quality and value and of course those diamond rings.
I have a passion for the beautiful, for love and things divine
But mostly, in the scheme of it all, I love to call it mine.

I work real hard to make the bucks so I can party, get some tex-mex,
Have a sweet young lover to share good times, good food, and sex.
I live a simple, elegant life, don't want nobody giving me strife
Don't want to be pushed or coming in to change my life.

And if you try to take my money, which I think is kind of funny
I'll stick you in a jar of honey, and liquefy you 'til you're runny.
Really all I want to do is just, enjoy the pleasure of your bust
And have the regular little thrust so my penis doesn't rust.
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GEMINI
Up and down and all around sometimes light, at times profound,
It's possible that there's some ground I have yet to have found
That leads to the where I'm going, which direction, I'm not knowing
Just that I am always growing with the thoughts that may be showing.

Here and there and everywhere, I may take the chance to stare
And maybe I could even care if what I see is even there.
I think, I talk, I read, I walk the path of one who likes to balk
At concrete statements to the press, written in sidewalk chalk.

A message I have here for you is to thine own self do be do.
You could be true if it works for you, unless it's one you want to screw.
Then comes the time to pay the price, just heed this wise and sage advice
And throw another roll of the dice, you could get lucky once or twice.
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CANCER
Do you feel it? I sense it strong! There must be something very wrong
I feel as though I don't belong, I may as well be in Hong Kong
But traveling is not my choice but when it's family I've gotta voice
My love and hope it's not just some noise to scream above the boys.

Home is more than where the heart resides it's all that energy besides
The memories we have inside that collide with life's most zany rides
It's all that past we can't get past whether if your slow or so damn fast
That you can't seem to make it last beyond the moment. The die is cast. So you seek to find some food to nourish the empty feeling mood

To try and get back something good which long ago was misunderstood.
Now hold on tight, it'll be all right, just get yourself through the dark night
Of the soul and into the light and cling to that with all your might.
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LEO
The world's a stage, the Bard once said, from birth until you're dead
I lay a claim and make my name, to show the Earth my way to fame
To love, to live, I lead the life I love. To have to give is often push to shove
Express myself is all that I desire. I am, forsooth, a creature of the fire.

So, this is me. I am what I created. And as for you, it's just that which is fated
Life is a dance, a chance for romance and enhance your existence
And show to the world, Here I am! What you see is what you get
So bet your last cent that I give more than one hundred percent.

I speak from my heart when I know at the start that a path is there for the taking
And I reach in my spine to bring up the vine of my engine there in the making.
I want to grow old, still be youthfully sly, and indulge in the pleasures of life
I want to have kids, teach them well, let them be so I can have fun with my wife.
Oh I am what I am and that's all that I am, and don't say a word about it.
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VIRGO
They're clean and neat, so wipe your feet when you come in the door.
They're prim and proper, so wear your topper when your on the dancing floor.
The Virgo kind will bitch and whine until they get their way
Complain, complain, it's all the same, no matter what you say.

You want to help, it's just the way that you were trained to be
But down you go into a fade when you don't even see
The bigger issues and the doors that stand there open wide
Not even seeing anyone there to be there on your side.

And so you slip into that funk that oozes out with all that junk
And makes the world a deadly place that you don't really want to face.
But stop and consider it's not that bad, it's only cause you've been so sad
And that you're mad cause you can't have the one true love you thought you had.
You know, it's probably best that way because they may have turned out gay
Or had some dreaded damn disease, so tell me, just what can you say
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LIBRA
Decisions, decisions. You can't decide whether to stay home or go for a ride
You want someone to make the choice, but you're the one who has to voice
The way you go, it's only fair, so don't take forever doing your hair
Or you could be left standing there with no one to share the pleasure

So here's a little treasure of truth, while you have your youthful youth
Get out there if you realize that life is really a compromise
No need to sit and theorize when your soulmate may materialize
Right before your eyes in the guise of one who might be wise

To the things that love brings like harmony and diamond rings.
You don't want to be alone so just pick up the telephone
And tell your love just why you moan about the bone
You have to pick. And make it quick, 'cause you'll be sick
When you have to stick yourself back in the thick of the rat race of love.
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SCORPIO
It starts with a look, that's all it took for you to get me on the hook and I
Progress to a sigh, don't let it get by, without even giving it one little try.
Develop to passion, it's not out of fashion, bodies all pressed and thrashin'
Evolve to ecstasy, it best to see each other into nudity but I'm not trashin'

A little secret here and there, you can wear your underwear, I don't care
And I won't stare, I want you now, I think you know, so let us share
This cosmic show and see the plot unfold for I am told you're not too old
If your body isn't cold and in the ground, death all around, so let's be bold

And seek our transformation no matter what your station or present incarnation
The highest elevation of the spirit is transmutation into the divine inspiration
Of love. It comes from above like a dove on the wing as it makes you sing
The song of merging and it fills you with the urging to make the bells ring.<
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SAGITTARIUS
You're laughing again at something I said or is it perhaps just in your head
I'm learning to grow and expand my perspective, is it your directive
Or do I tread in an area I should explore no longer though it makes me stronger.
If my reach far exceeds my grasp then maybe I'll reach what I've sought longer

Than I can ever recall. I think it's all I can do to keep going through
The life that we knew, though I must tell you it's true I do need my space
And though I can't replace you I certainly can trace you down when I'm ready
To really be steady and can handle commitment, though it isn't my forte

But someday before I'm gray, I'll say that was the one and it wasn't to be.
I just want to be free as a bird or a bee, with a person who accepts the me
I know I am and can be through eternity on the highway of life.
If we live the truth we are the truth, and need only play the fife.
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CAPRICORN
The end is just the tip of the root, you plant the seed it bears the fruit
You reach the goal by knowing the end work your way back to begin again.
Old when you're young and young when you're old, it's better I'm told
To have it that way, for you live long and well, so who's there to tell
When you outlive your friends and your family as well...So, it's swell.

What's your secret for looking alive and so well as you do, is it true
You have a deal with the devil, Cause if you do, I really want no part of you!
Oh! You just want to control your being, that's all, and if another seeing
Your plans should surmise your power, within the hour you surprise your mark

Still you're trapped by your own device, so I'd think twice before giving advice.
Many people admire you, and all the things that you can do but remember
How time changes us as we change in time living here in the mind divine.
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AQUARIUS
A flash of lightening from the universal mind is how you seem to be
Some others think that you may well have fallen from your tree
The truth be known, I think it's both the genius and the airhead
Compared to you the masses here are walking around brain dead.

Perhaps you'll find the one you seek though that ideal is a long way
From being all you hope for in life and on love's dangerous freeway.
Much safer out in cyber-space where you don't even have to face
The love you truly do desire but seem to lose the fire to embrace

You are the first to get a life, unique in all your ways, but weird
I mean bizarre that's what you are; you are what you have feared.
You are a friend to many and an aid to many others, your brothers
And your sisters of spirit share your light you great delight, good night.
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PISCES
"All we really see or seem is but a dream within a dream"
The cosmic flow that helps us grow is deep inside you, let it go.
The sacred music in our ears is but the sounds of all our years
This universe gives you the task to try to become all that you ask.

Flowing on the mystic stream of consciousness there is our oneness
There is the future, there is the present, and there is the past mess.
Pisces rules the feet, it has the beat on the street to defeat deceit.
So let me treat you to the cosmic truth ...go with the flow you create.

Imagine there's no heaven, no purgatory, no hell, just a story to tell,
Through lifetime upon lifetime, through eternity and space so vast.
Time travel is so easy, close your eyes and you are there so well
Transcend the limitations of your body where your mind has cast.

Break the rules, rules are meant to be broken thus the manifestation
A different path than others take, for it's the one you only make
For yourself on the way of evolution and the ultimate fruition
Of your intuition that you've a destiny to achieve

If you but truly believe in the whole of what you perceive
And conceive the idea that you are one with the whole and the whole is in you
It's only yourself that you must believe only you do the voodoo that you do.


ZODIAC CLIP ART PROVIDED BY MISS PITA'S DOMAIN
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MARS
Pounding away, constantly, bashing it's way, relentlessly
Tearing into opposing forces, like a bunch of wild horses
The only consciousness is to fight and die, but it's a lie
All that energy needs to be channeled and controlled
Without focus, it's bound to corrupt and self-destruct.
A runaway train heading into a brick wall, ready for a fall.
Martians aren't all that bad, some of the best friends I've had
Were strong-willed and direct and lacking tact, but looking back
How could I have done some of the things I have without them?
Someone has to be the one to start to get the doing done.
They may not always be around when things begin to get you down.
But in the end, you're glad you had a friend to get you off your rear end.


Stomp, stomp, stomp, I'm ready to fight, Let's go right now!
Can't be still, I got ants in my pants, gotta do it right now
Can't hold back, it's coming to a head and it hurts...ow!
Hey, hurry up let's move, Let's get going now
I don't want to hurt you. You're a lazy cow
The brakes don't work I'm an angry jerk
I really hate to shirk I don't want to get hurt
So I will run before I die, Oh, my!!!!
I try...But why??? Why must people cry?
There is always war, that's what life is for
Fight for what is right for you and your plight
See it through the night and have a delight. Alright?
Out of my way, I'm coming through,
Look out below, I'm coming at you
Marching to glory, it's the same old story
Pounding away at the enemy, destroying the old order
Seeking to conquer others but wait...
You're at the gate, with a mirrored Lake
Look at your reflection. Is it perfection?
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VENUS
All that is peaceful and harmonious, and occasionally sanctimonious, Is embodied by the feminine beauty that is very Venusian. Floating along in a state of love and romance, sharing and caring That sets people staring in amazement, that in this pollution Anything so lovely can exist. That concept of we, not me, Will help us to be free of the sorrow in the world someday. You may say, "No way!" It's the way the powers want it to stay. They argue and dispute, tarnished by ill-repute, yet want to decide What laws which we must abide as we choose a side to represent Our side of the story. If we could find that special peace within Then perhaps we can begin to know the true meaning of love For that's what this life is all about, says the power from above. Your so lovely, I just love you, Aphrodite, Venus, Isis. Love's eternal, hate infernal, let's enjoy love and share The beauty of your hair and your grace and charm You truly disarm me when you are near, And I fear That I have found a soul Mate which somehow by fate Has turned my life around. It continues to astound me How before I could not see the true meaning of life and love For when push came to shove, I would push away. Today I see it all so differently, How lives are shaped by destiny Would you agree that you aren't as free as you'd like to be? Love will guide us, never ride us like a wild pony, love is only Here to stay, for ever and a day, and lifetimes beyond that too For you are never though with someone you love until debts are paid And just getting laid won't do it. It's part of the cycle of life. Just do it!
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MERCURY
Here, there, everywhere, the messages must be delivered To, fro, here we go, haven't got time to be delayed Up, down, all around, the roller coaster of life spins around In, out, all about, lots of ideas are ready to sprout From the mind of fertile intellectual terrain, the brain Repeats its refrain, again and again, often the same Ideas coming in a different guise or mask, taking one to task About the relevance of it all. Information is one thing, But putting it to use is another, so, sister and brother, Heed the word that you have heard and do what you can To activate the plan, so that you can make the grade And only hope that you're not dope enough to end up retrograde.
top Yack, yack, yack, yack, I'm going insane Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, It can be a drain All over town again and again Car rides, train rides, it's such a commute. Back and forth, relaying messages, Getting estimates, making deals. Is this how it feels To be knocked off your heels by life's little problems? Minimize to maximize.
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JUPITER
A grandiose gesture is extended to you to expand your perspective. Are you receptive to seek the less traveled roads and byways Off the mainstream of life's often narrow way? Fly now to a place Where you can face the truth, forsooth, about yourself and your life Free from the strife of daily routine and driving machine To ponder the wisdom from way up yonder that you need not limit Yourself or reality in meaningless triviality, but move on from there And up to where you philosophize about the wherefore and why's Of your existence upon this planet. Did you really plan it thus? Or did you just get off the bus, locked in some gigantic truss Making you want to cuss at the injustice of life when, in fact You made a pact and all of this is your payback, to be exact. Open up the doorway of truth, adventure and travel. Free to roam, without a home. Pick up a phone And the world is there. Without a care in the world Which is a fine thing. As you're aspiring to reach the heights Just remember your birthright is as spirit. So reach for it And bring it on home to the heart of the mind as it was designed. Wisdom true and here's to you for coming through The many quests of life, which are rife with strife. See the truth, live the truth, be the truth, love the truth We are more than you know, and so we must grow into our oversoul/ higher self.
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SATURN
Time...is it really on your side, and must you take a ride In the slowest lane? The lessons of life are generally the same For all of us. You take responsibility, have accountability, Stay disciplined, in spite of temptations or reputations To the contrary. Yet control is an issue and little gets to you Through your tough outer hide. But deep inside your soul You know what the goal is and set your sights to the heights Oh, the task is the thing but perspective's the brass ring On the Merry-go-round of fate. You might be a bit late For the date because business comes first, but you rehearsed Your excuse. So try not to abuse the situation. Remember your station. Karma catches up to those who seek escape from reality. In this nation, There are many cops ready to pull you over if you look perverse. There are laws and then there are real laws of the universe. Twenty Nine years it takes to go around the Sun In the old days, it meant your life was done. Tick tock, tick tock, this ain't no hickory-dickory dock This is the passage of time and life. It doesn't stop for anyone And it's no fun when you have to work so hard that you have no time For things you once enjoyed. So you must get annoyed and the chime Of the clock as it strikes the next hour. So you feel kind of sour A have a dour demeanor and then become meaner as you days diminish But you still need to finish that last work that you were working on. It gives you a goal and a purpose and a reason to curse mortality For only a fatality could keep you from your task, So all you ask Is another chance to come again to finish what you started when You were in your other life, You feel so old, cause you been there before. Now you've walked back through the door. Welcome back, now get to work!
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URANUS
Rolling around on the equator is weird, don't you think? I wouldn't put up a stink, since Uranus rules Astrology. So, all that unconventional energy has to go to the weirdoes And crazy people who use this power of change for good. Jeez, if everyone were normal, wouldn't this be a horrible place. Being unique, one has to speak out for the underdog and help one's fellow man. Folks are stuck in a possession thing until they spring into the future consciousness. Be free to be who you must be, awaken, oh fragment of truth. Fulfill the ideal that was yours at your birth, to find your place on the Earth. The weird, the bizarre, the sudden changes of life, this is the universe. When you know what you know, then you enlighten others. Wake up, world, it's time to move into the future!!!! Strange, weird, wild and at times insane A genius has an enormous brain Because it's filled with many things Like brainstorms and space-outs And cabbages and kings. Bouncing of the walls, bouncing through the halls Never dreary, makes you weary just to see it. Wouldn't want to be it Doesn't ever really conform Can't accept the social norm (to the musicJ) It's Uranus, enlightenment…Wake the hell up! I know everything there is to know and you can't help me if I grow apart from things and people that I love. It just the way things must be and I can see what I'm to be in the future, that's anything I want to be even if I change and want something different because change is the only thing there is in life. It's Uranus and it's so weird, life is full of unexpected stuff that we can't seem to get enough. Drifting off to outer space and looking for the mother ship, and trying to help the Human race who don't really want to help themselves. It's really a frustrating task, a little respect is all I ask and the chance to be free. I must be free. Just let me be. Why can't you see? It's kind of strange to rearrange your molecules and your family jewels with a shock, a bolt out of the blue, like Odin or Zeus. I've got some news…The future is here, don't act so queer, the time is near, who are you, dear? Alice already suspects that things aren't the same as they used to be but it depends on what you really can see.
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NEPTUNE
Dreaming of some bygone days or scheming for new love, It's inspiration that drives us toward the goal of spiritual peace. Floating into a half remembered spirit realm, escaping the reality of life And all its petty, mundane problems. There's a higher plane Of mystical fame and riches, not of this Earth, which are worth More than you can imagine. Just envision a land where peace prevails And you never have to fear for your safety or your health. Now there's true wealth. No need to envy others for things. Your spirit sings, don't let it be the Blues. The tune to choose Is the music of the spheres, adrift above the atmosphere The stratosphere and the ionosphere. It's music not of this dimension Unique in its dynamic tension, not to mention how it makes you feel Beyond real, out of this world, out of this Solar system and Galaxy The melody and lyrics were composed and arranged by the source of all The Fabric of the Universe of which we are woven. Most call it God I'll give a nod and say it better. The all-one. Some say almighty, Well, all righty, then why did he create us to continue His work? So don't sit there and dream or fantasize, it's time that you realize That you can always achieve what you truly believe, so visualize and actualize! Deep and flowing always showing that things are ever moving Always grooving to a cosmic melody, the song of the sirens Doing their thing, form treacherous rocks, sing the song of mystery Lead sailors to their history. An appointment with the Gods of the Sea Transcendental, beyond mental. Psychic and understanding With no need of demanding or commanding the rulership This ain't no dictatorship. It's better as a school of life. Like the fishes in the sea. The go with the flow and get to see The underwater world completely unfurled. Drifting away to the farthest shore Above and beyond the ocean's roar. Adrift and free on the sea of eternity.
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PLUTO
The Power of transformation and the need for reincarnation Has us standing at the station heading to our next destination Pluto rules a whole generation, the rise and fall of a nation Beyond your own small situation, it's the cause of fascination And obsession with extremes. The power beyond dreams and schemes The harbingers of change descend upon us poor human beings To rearrange our destiny. Wipe out the old, prepare for the new. The dark side lurks under the surface, waiting to erupt and spew If you only knew the psychological depths of this intensity You'd have a propensity to avoid confrontation or an altercation That could cause your death. So take a deep breath and release All the pain and violent urges that create explosive surges. You are on this green Earth to experience rebirth and know Your true worth. Your evolution is the true revolution. The ultimate solution to the problems through which we grow.
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MOON
Astrologers call it a planet, but it's a satellite, an orb of reflection The moods and feelings we react to our dealings with others And don't forget Mothers for they are the foundation of Family Don't you see, we have our roots, then branch out and earn fruits Of our labor, which we can savor when we settle down. But the tides are affected by lunar phases, as are mortals. Not mere portals of spiritual fluff. We have a need, an urge Sometimes to binge and then to purge...Well, you've gotta eat Food can be a substitute for love, which we all seek, even a geek Will not always be weak if the feelings are strong and they desire With a fire with which they aspire to achieve a goal of an empire. Computers nerds abound, but need profound spiritual injection To reach their perfection. A major correction in their education From a point of inspiration and the gestation of a new attitude Not to be rude to the established order, but it's time to reform And get past the ancient norm of Religion as the source of God. It's a Universal Spirit after all, and not likely to fall upon the Earth Announcing Himself as if He is Here. True, He's her, there and everywhere.
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SUN
An old school song I sang, said the Universe began with a bang That the sun was a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. I know it has power to light up the day and chase the clouds away But I must say that I pray I die before the Sun does. You are what you are, my bright little star. Hanging out in the sky Filled with lights from on high. I heave a sigh and wipe my eye. Express yourself, for what else can you do, when only you are you? The center of the Solar system is not the center of the galaxy. There are other stars out there tonight, but you can't see them now Because your glow is closer than the others, you only seem brighter Than the others, your celestial brothers and sisters. Hey Mister or Ms. What is this biz? I'll give you a Quiz, Who is the Wiz of the cosmos? Think about it when you look in the mirror and see who you really are. My shining star, no matter where you go, there you are! It's your Kar-ma
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CHIRON
Teacher, healer, guide and quest. Which of these do you like best? A little Don Quixote lives in all of us, so I tend to go for the Quest. You follow a dream to what may seem to be reality but oh, the duality Which leads you back to healing yourself and others, too. It's the key that unlocks the hidden door that you don't know what it's for Only that on the other side there's something else you haven't tried. It's just a planetoid out past Saturn. Make a left at the Point No-Return For once you've sampled Chiron's labors, life doesn't do you any favors You see the pain and want to heal it. Every life form will reveal it. You know you do what you must do to fit into your New World view Chiron as written in the legendary tale was the mentor of Achilles Who journeyed off with Odysseus to sail around and conquer Troy. Oh boy, Mythology is a trip. So anyway, back to Chiron It's doing the natural things to heal, no drugs and such, And it has a lot to do with Love. True Love is the ultimate quest. Let your Chiron speak to you and it'll tell you what to do.
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LILITH
Oh Dark Moon, twisted sister, woman scorned Turn your back on true love, for it's not your lot Go back and plot the downfall of your lover who Left you for another woman...or man. To have a family So history would be passed along to a future Generation. What a situation…wanting a love but Wanting a life even more, so walk out the door You never wanted it on anyone's terms but your own I see you've grown a bit fierce and you're ready to pierce My heart with an arrow of outrageous fortune. But wait, Is there anything good I can say about you? Nope…You're a bitch! But you already knew.
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