Ann Coulter is the tall, skinny blonde Right Wing hack who knocks the left with every breath she takes. When she’s not busy insulting liberals, she’s trashing the things she thinks they represent or have accomplished and lies all the way. Every one of her personal planets is in Sag and they all square Pluto, for her venomous sarcasm and unconscious hatred of everything good and right about democratic values, principles and ideals. Sag is the sign of opinions but it also rules truth and when you lie about someone or something to the point that you become a mockery of journalistic integrity, a line needs to be drawn. She can’t help but tear down that line with every word she utters. She’s an angry person because her Mars in right on her Sun and less than three degrees from the Moon, a conjunction that is known as combustion. The ego, or personality is taken over by the nature of the combust planet, in this case, Mars, affecting her emotionally, as well as her personality, making her rather masculine. Some people have suggested that she was a transsexual. Jupiter in Aquarius square Neptune in Scorpio is her attitude of the know-it-all cynic (Aquarius South Node), yet the flaw in her judgment is that it isn’t based on reality, especially with Saturn making no aspects to any of her planets and if it squares her ASC as I think it does, her father was such a negative role model that she plows through men, especially with Venus square Uranus and Chiron, so she attracts losers, flakes and weirdoes, which is why she’s gone out with Bill Maher! Just kidding Bill…I love your work, dude. So, it’s her very close Mercury square Pluto that causes her to tear down and deconstruct all things good and just, but she’s obsessed with destroying the Left. But why?

Here’s a theory. She’s really a man, or rather a transsexual who has the rage of a man and the genes of a womanish man who likes her female form so she can fuck herself if no one else wants to. But here are the astrological markers to indicate an unusual obsession and transformational urge. Venus square Uranus is an aspect that many in the gay and transgender community have, since permanence is hard once they find out what she’s really like. The other Sag planets all square Pluto, planet of psychological issues and personal transformation, which she’s fighting, kicking and screaming about. Mars is the closest planet to her Sun showing a strong masculine quality, while Mercury is on the other side of the Sun, which is the androgynous look. Her Venus square Chiron shows a wounded sense of the feminine with some extremely wounded values. Chiron being in Pisces is her lack of compassion for poor people and the South Node in Aquarius shows her distain for liberal ideals, as they reflect deeper wounds in her than can be accounted for by the circumstances of this life. She’s a rage-aholic and that’s usually a guy-only thing. Mars square Pluto is the explosive rage and it’s also an anal sex lover, ass well. She’s got that angularity about her, so I really wonder if she’s packing a pistol in her panties. I wouldn’t bet against it.